Gubernatorial Candidate Profile: Drama Llama

Name: Drama Llama

Achievements: getting elected at all.

Party: The Other One

Educational Degrees Held: Puppetry BS, Nannying MA

Tag Line: He’s a good llama

SOMEWHERE IN PARADISE — Born in the midwest, Drama Llama was raised on a farm. He graduated top of his class before serving as a scout leader. Afterward he earned degrees from the Connecticut College’s – School of Business and Politics (Puppetry BA) and Polyanna HomeTech University (Nannying MA). “I am the best candidate; the only candidate for this great state. I know everything and I will appoint the best puppets (I mean people) to serve on every local board for everything,” he reassured the public at a news conference in August.

Silly Llama

Drama Llama is a bit to the right of any politician who ever ran for election anywhere. He has been known to say one thing and do quite another every other year. Examples include his statement that he will, “… never raise taxes, no way, no how,” followed by the largest increase in sales tax the state has ever known. Gradually he’s taxed people out of their homes with his disdain for common sense. Another example is his profound assertion that the children in this state deserve the, “Best education, evah!” while he’s slashed state funding for education at every turn.

Vote for him ’cause, “He’s a good llama!”

The character in this blog post is fictional and any resemblance to persons (or llamas) living or dead is purely coincidental. This was written in response to the Daily Post Prompt – Genre Bender and attempts to mash-up Satire with Political Profile. If any candidate believes it resembles him or her, wow… that’s pretty sad.

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